The Republic of Audrey 33 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.99 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 73.0 trillion Join Lilies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,693 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Childish pranks are no laughing matter, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and Audrey 33 has designated Audrey 33 City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrey 33's national animal is the Join Lily, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Audrey 33 is ranked 220,890^th in the world and 5,748^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 10.17 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.